Moving like a brown George Clooney in Oceans 7-11
a slurpee and a movie, the Warren Buffet of Flushing,
The sean diddy puff daddy of the cabbie, Donald Trump of the gas pump,
Punjabis with the fatties Wanna ask me bout my taxis
Relax get a caddy, Rory Macky of bartending, Manny pacci of call centers
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ITS ALL IN US, AUTHENTIC, RUBBER BLUE SLIPPERS AND DARK LIQUORS. GO FIGURE
INSIGHTS OUTSOURCED
INDEPENDENT, OUR STORES,
OUR STORIES ON THE TRACK
CHOO CHOO! ALL ABOARD!
TRAIN TO THE CORNER STORE, PLANE TO THE BORDERS OR
SWITCH AND GET A VISA, HAVE A LASSIE IN IBIZA
EAT A PIZZA
GARLIC NAAN, PRAYING FOR ADNAN
FACE IS LOOKING LIKE A KHAN, THEY BOOK US LIKE A CON,
WISHING I COULD WAIVE A WAND, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE DON, TURN HIS HAIR TO BLONDE, BUT INSTEAD HE GONE, FROM THE PROM TO THE PEN
AS-SALAAM-ALAIKUM
GOT ME SPITTING PAAN, SIPPIN DOM PERIGNON, THATS MY CUP OF TEA
TAKE IT EXTRA CREAMY WHEN I'M FEELING GREEDY, SEE ME RED DOT, PAHLAJOHNNY WEEZY, WITH THAT EXTRA FREEBEE,
YOU KNOW YOUR ABCS? NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABCDS!
In this life you cant download everything
I'm streaming, fuck it i'm streaming
scenes from my dreams show up in my second screens
picture me scrollin, on the road,
downlink and encode,
point, click and drag, and now i'm on the attack
So act quick bitch - you know who my band width
You know in this network, we’ll fuck up your net worth
Thats what the plan is, the satellite beamed it up
tell me have you seen it, you havent seen it
Creative media ops, i'm casting broads
and broadcasting color bars in and out of the of box
Your websites' aight, I see the Styles is Sheik Lou
but dude, show me where are the Lox? (they with Puff?)
Brownskinz @ your ears dot com
I'm live from the wifi desserts in Rajasthan
I guess I’m a www dot head
wrapped in a cockpit, with some Indian pot heads
possessed digitally connected to the web's most infectious text messages
you trace it to edges, question every premise, mention and impression
searching every engine ends in these results that are
somewhat synonymous to anonymous
too overexposed is what the problem is,
screens black, guess the session is down
now watch this virus injection go and fix an election
POW
Clicks, Bricks 2015
Check it,
Who's the King of these Fingertips
turn chatter to cheddar
With their age and gender, form the agenda
Convert a renter to a buyer, i'm A Provider of WHATever, WHENever it's clever
so WHOever can configure a sensor better,
can get a better sense of who's where, who's coming together,
collecting user data to measure correctly predicting their gestures
segmenting the members, probably be preferred vendors
acclaimed an inventor, a target a spender
Understanding context, speaking to a beacon
Have you ever spent a weekend, speaking to a beacon?
Noticed in certain moments, a carefree existence
The irony's that we desire privacy
wanna be online, uninterrupted
protected and connected but regretting the way that we....um..yo
Understanding context, speaking to a beacon
located on a map, peekin, tell him what he's thinkin
try to sell him molly, but you sounding like Somali
And yeah, his box is Indian...he's actin Puerto Rican on the weekends
learnin German on a Tuesday guess today's a slow news day
columnist now a novelist, interrupt me with an ad,
a spike in the deaths of this mouse pad
Check,
I wrestle for attention,
HOP UP ON A POP UP, my browsers got extensions
I married a spammer, taught her manners, taught her manners?
teach a manner to a banner, ha, that'll be the day
PRAY HARD
(PRAY IT FORWARD)
Dear God, if I pray hard, can I quit my day job?
get a better one with a raise, get paid
get a lady who could make it feel like a sunny Sunday on a mundane Monday
Dear God, if I pray hard, can I stay long enough on this earth to know the purpose of my birth
and what it's worth, whether it's a blessing or a curse that I even know the words to this verse
Dear God, if I jump into this pond, can i swim? how long can I hold my breath for?
And if I sink, land, walking on the ocean floor, will I realize then this is what you made me for?
To be the man who disregards all these oxygen laws,
its down bottom where the tops will come off
We'll stay rockin till the socks and the stockings come off,
It's time to let the world in, so I wont need no locks on my doors
It's like crime is at an all time high, but not statistically,
Realistically I’d rather be broke than live meticulously
Possessed by possessions, I’m guessing that I’m just stressing,
And restless it’s too much tension, dispensing in my direction,
No focus, it’s bogus, hocus pocus magic and tragic but magic like Magic with Aids but his baby and wifey didn’t have it,
No negatives, Damn it, these pictures are panoramically positive
Take a shot of it, Take it up to the colleges
Cutting class and acknowledging knowledge needs no apologies
Wallets are getting thicker but what about ideologies?
What could possibly be the outcome of chasing this income?
We living, breathing, but leaving the thinking to politicians?
Educated then immigrated, waited for invitations, landed in JFK after he was assassinated
Thinking with visions of Lincoln, but I’m John Wilkes in the Booth, a sharp tongue with a loose tooth
I’m back, hit me it’s black jack, flyin off the meat rack... (Pray it Forward)
